What if every screaming airplane baby came with a price tag… for almost a million dollars? In this episode of Anything But CliShay, Clifton and Shay get brutally honest about why they’re firmly on Team Childfree—for now, and maybe forever. From red-eye flights with “crotch goblins” to the LendingTree math that puts the cost of raising a kid in SoCal at nearly seven figures, they unpack the money, time, identity shifts, and social pressure that come with parenthood. No mom-shaming, no dad-bashing—just two adults saying the quiet part out loud. Hit play if you’ve ever thought, “What if I just… didn’t have kids?”

In Grave Expectations, Clifton and Shay dive into funeral plans, cremation fantasies, turning ashes into diamonds, and why Shay refuses to let anyone wear black to her “celebration of life.” Along the way, they get real about grief, aging parents, and that creeping awareness that time with the people you love is running out. Dark, honest, and just wrong enough to be fun.

What happens when a couple takes the 12 biggest relationship fight triggers… and basically shrugs? In “99 Problems and We Ain’t Got None,” Clifton and Shay run through the hot-button list—friends, sex, money, commitment, in-laws, kids—and discover they actually line up on almost everything. Shay admits intimacy is her “first red flag” meter, Clifton defends his type-A dish-washing obsession, and together they reframe commitment as choosing each other daily, no labels required. If you’ve ever wondered how couples survive all the usual drama, this episode is a masterclass in staying spicy without staying mad.

Our favorite season in San Diego doesn’t start in June—it starts after Labor Day. In this episode, Clifton and Shay unpack San Diego Summer, that glorious September–November run when Mission Bay hums, SeaWorld fireworks pop on weekends, and Belmont Park dares you to ride a 1925 coaster like you mean it. We hit Crown Point, Petco Park, InsideOUT, and hop the CBX for dinner in TJ (plus cheap flights to Mexico City, Oaxaca, and beyond). Then we light the fuse on Unpopular Opinions: Jack in the Box vs. In-N-Out. Bring your curly fries, your Double-Double, and your best arguments.

Adults-only ship, hammock goals, and a dining scene with zero buffets—Virgin Voyages’ Scarlet Lady surprised us in all the right ways. We hop from Barcelona to Palma, Cannes, Corsica, and Florence/Pisa, hack excursions for a fraction of the price, and fall hard for The Wake’s infamous French toast. Corsica wins the stop-of-the-trip; Rome brings the heat—literally. The only miss? That “8–5” port schedule that shrinks when reality docks. Staff 10/10, food and vibes high, comms need work. Our score lands between 7.75 and 8.5. Full breakdown (plus the €20K Prada plot twist) in the episode.

Pack your passport and your sense of humor — Clifton and Shay are in Barcelona, where sangria meets self-discovery. In The Expatriate Act, they reunite with globe-trotting friend Todd Cowen for a no-filter chat about culture shock, courage, and calling home from the wrong time zone. From Texas roots to London rain and Catalan sunshine, it’s a wild ride through expat life — diaper jokes, lost translations, and all. If you’ve ever dreamed of starting over somewhere sexy, this episode proves the adventure's messy, hilarious, and totally worth it.

What happens when your London getaway ends in airport purgatory? In this wild new episode of Anything But CliShay, Clifton and Shay recount their misadventures at Stansted—where security feels like a shopping spree, flights vanish in minutes, and escape requires a little rule-bending. It’s chaos, comedy, and a hard-earned travel tip you won’t forget.

The wait is over — Anything But CliShay is back, and Season Two starts with a splash. Clifton and Shay trade studio lights for Shasta Lake heat, where the water’s cool, the temp hits 106°, and nothing goes according to plan. From broken motors to “Cherry Poppin’ Papi” banter, it’s chaos, chemistry, and confession in equal parts.

Season One of Anything But Clishay was a rollercoaster — from fumbling first takes to finding their groove. Miss Shay and Clif open up about what they learned, the highs and lows, and why they’re proud of what they built together. From unexpected studio hiccups to guests who stole the spotlight, the journey has been Anything But Clishay. Dive into their reflections and find out what’s ahead in Season Two.

What happens when two podcast hosts turn the mic on their relationship? In the season finale of Anything But CliShay, Clifton and Shay drop the act—and maybe a few boundaries. Think brunch fights, commitment issues, and a surprise side of celibacy. It’s raw. It’s hilarious. It’s very adult. Ready for a relationship episode that doesn’t play by the rules?